Robot

The Three Laws of Robotics:

1. A robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection dose not conflict with the First or Second Law.

--Isaac Asimov



Yi? That is a robot!



According to the Second Law of Robotics,
I can order him to bring me food.
Hehe! I am so smart.



(JX: Wei! Robot, I order you bring me some food now!)
(Robot: ...)
(JX: Wei! Do you hear me? Answer me!)
(Robot: ...)



(Kick~)
(JX: Wei! Stupid robot, I am talking with you!)



(Robot: Du~Du~ Been attacked, targeting enemy, protect own existence.)
(JX: I not scare you. According to the First Law of Robotics, you can't attack me. Hoho!)
(Robot: Du~ Du~ Enemy is monkey, First Law not applicable.)



Oops... Ya wo!
Shit... (Sweating~)
(Robot: Du~ Du~ Target locked, ready to attack.)



Oh no... Help!
(Robot: Du~ Du~ Do not run.)

^o^