Walnut

Wah! The walnut so big! I wanna eat!
(Swallow~)



Em... Where is the nutcracker?



Nothing here...



No nutcracker, how to eat the walnut leh?
Em... Headache.



Ah! I know how already!



Hehe! I am so smart.



Drop it from high high place, then can break it's shell lo!



Hey! Drop it.



Let's see see got broken or not?



(Pi Pa~)
Yeh! Really can break it shell one.
I can eat now already, haha!
So happy, I am so smart!



Eh...
Wait... How do I go down there? -.-|||

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Happy Deepavali

Today is Deepavali, i want make a pretty Kolam to cerebrate!
Hehe!



This rice is use to make Kolam one.



The paints here is use to color the rice one,
so that I have many rice with different color to make beautiful Kolam lo.
Hehe! I am so smart.



Wanna start coloring lo!



Eh... So many rice leh... (Sweat~)
Need to take how long to color all ah?



(Gurgling~)
Yi... feel hungry already.



Em...



Oh ya! Hehe!



Dun want make Kolam already,
cook rice eat better.
Hoho!



Happy Deepavali! Hehe!

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Camera 2

continue from Camera



Huh! How come the pose so ugly one? (Sweat~)



Wanna shoot again. Hehe!
This time need careful so that not fall down again.



(Di~~~ Di~~~)
Careful, careful, don't fall down.



(Di~ Di~ Di~ Di~)
Hehe! This time sure got enough time already.



(Ka Ca~)
Wah! So bright!



Ah... My eye can't see any thing!

I see nothing.
I wanna see photo, where is the camera?



(Tong~)
Ouch!



(Pang~)
Yi? Look like something is falling down?



Oh no... is the camera.



Em...



Em...



No one had see it, run quickly!

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Camera

Yi? Got one TV here oh!



Hehe! Dunno got what program to watch?



How come no picture one?



Where is the switch?



Noting at behind also...



Yi? The part look like can pull down one.



(Pa~)
Oh! This is not TV, is a camera!



Hehe! I wanna take pretty pretty photo.



Em... Turn on the self-time first.
I am so smart, hohoho!



(Di~~~Di~~~)
Run faster! Start count down already.



(Di~Di~Di~Di~)
Oh no! No more time already!



Ouch!
(Ka Ca~)



So pain. Sob sob...

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Robot

The Three Laws of Robotics:

1. A robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection dose not conflict with the First or Second Law.

--Isaac Asimov



Yi? That is a robot!



According to the Second Law of Robotics,
I can order him to bring me food.
Hehe! I am so smart.



(JX: Wei! Robot, I order you bring me some food now!)
(Robot: ...)
(JX: Wei! Do you hear me? Answer me!)
(Robot: ...)



(Kick~)
(JX: Wei! Stupid robot, I am talking with you!)



(Robot: Du~Du~ Been attacked, targeting enemy, protect own existence.)
(JX: I not scare you. According to the First Law of Robotics, you can't attack me. Hoho!)
(Robot: Du~ Du~ Enemy is monkey, First Law not applicable.)



Oops... Ya wo!
Shit... (Sweating~)
(Robot: Du~ Du~ Target locked, ready to attack.)



Oh no... Help!
(Robot: Du~ Du~ Do not run.)

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